There is no cause for alarm! I, the Great Papyrus, am, as always, completely and totally fine! I am happy to hear from you! Are you well?? How is Frisk?
[Here's a fun idea: literally not ever talking about Chara! They didn't die, and they sure didn't give a fig about Papyrus, so they obviously have nothing to do with any of this. But, hey! Frisk! There's a topic, all right!]
I don't think they're okay.
Think you can do something for me?
COME HERE AND RECEIVE YOUR DAILY PLATONIC CANOODLING
I'm sick of looking at their stupid face. And I know Sans and Alphys wouldn't want me looking at your stupid face, either, so.
Grab some puzzles. Or that dumb Fluffy Bunny book. Or. Something.
And you and Frisk go... I don't know, do something. Cry like babies and tell each other it wasn't your fault, or whatever it is you do until you feel better.
IMMEDIATE TEXT BACK SO MUCH PLATONIC LOVE
There is no cause for alarm! I, the Great Papyrus, am, as always, completely and totally fine! I am happy to hear from you! Are you well?? How is Frisk?
WOW GROSS YUCK AFFECTION EW
I don't think they're okay.
Think you can do something for me?
COME HERE AND RECEIVE YOUR DAILY PLATONIC CANOODLING
What do you need??
[ ONLY MOMENTARILY DISTRACTED.... you'll get your doting, murder child. you just wait. ]
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER
Grab some puzzles. Or that dumb Fluffy Bunny book. Or. Something.
And you and Frisk go... I don't know, do something. Cry like babies and tell each other it wasn't your fault, or whatever it is you do until you feel better.
CHARA IS THE ANGRIEST WORRIER EVER
Worry not, Chara! I, the Great Papyrus, will not further question your motives!!
Crying is not only for babies! And Fluffy Bunny is reliable and pure and have you ever read it before!? Perhaps you should join us!!
WORRYING IS FOR NERDS!!!!