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Papyrus! I require your help.

I have an excellent idea to make your brother smile, but it is not something I can do alone.

Edited (WAIT WRONG DATE WHOOPSIE DOODLES) 2016-04-11 21:40 (UTC)

To make Sans smile???

Of course, Chara! What can the Great Papyrus assist you with??

[ MAKE BROBRO SMILE? YES. the answer is yes. ]

Myself, Frisk, and you. We are going to prank the living stuffing out of Sans.

Luckily, I have a plan.

[Which is definitely something you want to hear from Chara. Totally. A super good sign.]

I have two questions:

1) Do you think you could get us into his room to set up?
2) Approximately how many ducks can you carry

OH! Sans loves pranks!

Yes, I believe it could be arranged! Arranged easily, by the amazing Papyrus!

Ducks?

Ducks.

I'll grab Frisk. Just meet us outside Sans' room. It'll be great, you'll see.

[Obviously it's easy to get into Papyrus's room, so that's not an issue. Sans just goes right in and moves literally EVERYTHING in the entire room three inches to the left.]

[Everything. In. The. Room.]

SANS

EVERYTHING IS WRONG

DESTROY HIM.

[Several minutes later, possibly at Frisk's prompting:]

Strictly in the harmless pranking sense. Not literally.

[But. Y'know. Literal destroying is fine too. Chara won't complain.]

I may need assistance with the next prank!

How many feathery pillows can you carry? And how quickly can you distribute feathers?

[ PURELY FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS. ]

[* You think you can carry eight. Maybe one extra, if you pretend you've equipped it as a weapon.

Wait. No. Inventory need not apply here.]

I'm determined. I'll carry every pillow in the mansion if it means I get that funnyman back.

As a matter of fact, it seems I'm already prepared. I appear to have stumbled onto a surplus of feathers.

[Sans got them good.]

oh yeah? jeez bro that's rough.

[Alphys has seen that Papyrus is working with Chara and Frisk now, and therefore will take no prisoners, so she's saran-wrapped the doorframe. She's betting he won't pay attention next time he comes back to his room, and plow right into it. Have fun untangling that from your bones, buddy.]

Edited (lol what the fuck is html) 2016-04-12 03:25 (UTC)

[...They don't want to. They really don't want to. They don't have a reason to. They don't even care about Papyrus. It's stupid to even consider it, because Papyrus is from a timeline where Chara killed him.

So they. Put words in someone else's mouth. Whatever. It's just one text. Who even cares.]

Frisk's glad you're back. They were worried about you, I guess.

CHARA!!

There is no cause for alarm! I, the Great Papyrus, am, as always, completely and totally fine! I am happy to hear from you! Are you well?? How is Frisk?

[Here's a fun idea: literally not ever talking about Chara! They didn't die, and they sure didn't give a fig about Papyrus, so they obviously have nothing to do with any of this. But, hey! Frisk! There's a topic, all right!]

I don't think they're okay.

Think you can do something for me?

They are unwell??

What do you need??

[ ONLY MOMENTARILY DISTRACTED.... you'll get your doting, murder child. you just wait. ]

I'm sick of looking at their stupid face. And I know Sans and Alphys wouldn't want me looking at your stupid face, either, so.

Grab some puzzles. Or that dumb Fluffy Bunny book. Or. Something.

And you and Frisk go... I don't know, do something. Cry like babies and tell each other it wasn't your fault, or whatever it is you do until you feel better.

If you are shy about hanging out with me, you shouldn't be! Unless...you are simply being shy about your feelings?!

Worry not, Chara! I, the Great Papyrus, will not further question your motives!!

Crying is not only for babies! And Fluffy Bunny is reliable and pure and have you ever read it before!? Perhaps you should join us!!

Big kids don't cry and your favourite book sucks. Take it up with Frisk, not me. I don't care and I'm not interested.

hey bro how do you feel about party planning.

DOES YOUR LAZINESS KNOW NO BOUNDS??? WE ARE SITTING IN THE SAME ROOM, SANS.

Also I feel VERY STRONGLY about party planning, brother!! I pride myself on being a most reliable party planner! The best party planner! Because I am very great!

[ great and...overwhelming in every which way possible. yes. you want candles on your birthday cake? How about fireworks? In a cake made out of spaghetti? In fact, FORGET THE FIREWORKS ]

heh but you still answered.

well great. apparently frisk and chara have a birthday coming up. i figure you're the best guy to handle the chara half.

[He spends an hour waffling over whether to send this text or not.]

hey bro.

you awake?

[ooc: no rush on responding brobro i know u been busy :)]

Of course!!

[ he's only partially lying. The sound may or may not have!! Woken him up!!! ]

What can I do for you?

[ ooc: U PRESH BAB. U PRESH. ]

nothing much.

[This is stupid. He's so stupid.]

just couldn't sleep.

wanted to say hi.

"hi."

[Pathetic.]

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4/11, a text IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOSH DANG NIGHT

IT'S FINE YOU ONLY WOKE HIM FROM A NAP

THIS IS A FAR GREATER CAUSE THAN NAPS: REVENGE i mean uh jokes and japes

JAPES YOU SAY

THOROUGH JAPES

4/12, late, posted at about sans height on papryus's door

text

4/12, another text IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANG NIGHT

TEXT

REVENGE IS AFOOT

text

4/12, actually left on papyrus' bed

5/11, text

IMMEDIATE TEXT BACK SO MUCH PLATONIC LOVE

WOW GROSS YUCK AFFECTION EW

COME HERE AND RECEIVE YOUR DAILY PLATONIC CANOODLING

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER

CHARA IS THE ANGRIEST WORRIER EVER

WORRYING IS FOR NERDS!!!!

text, 5/18, probably sent from ten feet away

oh my god sans

the call is coming from inside the house!!!!!!!

text, middle of the night, 7/10

TEXT. maybe thirty seconds later?

text, a few minutes later