[Obviously it's easy to get into Papyrus's room, so that's not an issue. Sans just goes right in and moves literally EVERYTHING in the entire room three inches to the left.]
[Alphys has seen that Papyrus is working with Chara and Frisk now, and therefore will take no prisoners, so she's saran-wrapped the doorframe. She's betting he won't pay attention next time he comes back to his room, and plow right into it. Have fun untangling that from your bones, buddy.]
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[...They don't want to. They really don't want to. They don't have a reason to. They don't even care about Papyrus. It's stupid to even consider it, because Papyrus is from a timeline where Chara killed him.
So they. Put words in someone else's mouth. Whatever. It's just one text. Who even cares.]
Frisk's glad you're back. They were worried about you, I guess.
There is no cause for alarm! I, the Great Papyrus, am, as always, completely and totally fine! I am happy to hear from you! Are you well?? How is Frisk?
[Here's a fun idea: literally not ever talking about Chara! They didn't die, and they sure didn't give a fig about Papyrus, so they obviously have nothing to do with any of this. But, hey! Frisk! There's a topic, all right!]
DOES YOUR LAZINESS KNOW NO BOUNDS??? WE ARE SITTING IN THE SAME ROOM, SANS.
Also I feel VERY STRONGLY about party planning, brother!! I pride myself on being a most reliable party planner! The best party planner! Because I am very great!
[ great and...overwhelming in every which way possible. yes. you want candles on your birthday cake? How about fireworks? In a cake made out of spaghetti? In fact, FORGET THE FIREWORKS ]
While I am happy to see you exerting yourself physically, I am also confused!! You do not seem okay. Even through text message, you cannot fool your amazing brother!! Nor can you fool his amazing brotherly instincts!! NYEH HEH HEH!
listen to me, your m-mirror is coming. he's coming for you, it's my fault, i-i said the wrong thing and now he's coming. he's going to--he's going to try and kill you.
you need to run. okay? if you see him you need to just run. i kn-know you don't like running from a fight, but please, bro, he's--he's relentless and--and i don't think he can b-be reasoned with.
i'm coming to find you right now. i l-lost track of him. just--get somewhere safe. i think he was heading for the mansion. if i find him before i find you, i think...i'll find some way to stop him.
[ his phone is making a bunch of strange noises-- it sounds like Sans, but...freaked out? Panicky? ]
SANS-- WHAT?? I CANNOT-
[ a loud noise, like a door slamming. The phone makes a crackling sound against the floor. if you listen, you can hear Papyrus speaking from a distance. a louder sound. The phone is hit by...something, from the floor, and whizzes through the air. the sound of a short struggle. feet loudly stomping against the floor-- it's impossible to make out any of the noises.
[It ends up there somehow, even if the man himself certainly never entered Papyrus's room in the interim. The strokes of the symbols are firm and solid, even if the note feels as if it may waver at any moment. As if, without warning, it may dissipate into nothing and have never existed.
In many ways, it already has.]
9/11, and wow, this is a TERRIBLE FIRST TEXT FROM METTATON GOODNESS
HELLO THERE, PAPYRUS! YOU'RE PROBABLY IN DIRE NEED OF A FRIENDLY FACE RIGHT NOW, AND WHO OTHER THAN YOUR FAVORITE STAR TO CHEER YOU UP? IF YOU WISH FOR ME TO DROP BY AND KEEP YOU COMPANY, I'LL BE THERE IN A FLASH! ♥ I'LL BRING OTHER FRIENDS AS WELL IF NEED BE. JUST LET ME KNOW!
4/11, a text IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOSH DANG NIGHT
I have an excellent idea to make your brother smile, but it is not something I can do alone.
IT'S FINE YOU ONLY WOKE HIM FROM A NAP
Of course, Chara! What can the Great Papyrus assist you with??
[ MAKE BROBRO SMILE? YES. the answer is yes. ]
THIS IS A FAR GREATER CAUSE THAN NAPS: REVENGE i mean uh jokes and japes
Luckily, I have a plan.
[Which is definitely something you want to hear from Chara. Totally. A super good sign.]
I have two questions:
1) Do you think you could get us into his room to set up?
2) Approximately how many ducks can you carry
JAPES YOU SAY
THOROUGH JAPES
4/12, another text IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DANG NIGHT
TEXT
REVENGE IS AFOOT
4/12, late, posted at about sans height on papryus's door
[Obviously it's easy to get into Papyrus's room, so that's not an issue. Sans just goes right in and moves literally EVERYTHING in the entire room three inches to the left.]
[Everything. In. The. Room.]
text
EVERYTHING IS WRONG
text
4/12, actually left on papyrus' bed
[Alphys has seen that Papyrus is working with Chara and Frisk now, and therefore will take no prisoners, so she's saran-wrapped the doorframe. She's betting he won't pay attention next time he comes back to his room, and plow right into it. Have fun untangling that from your bones, buddy.]
5/11, text
So they. Put words in someone else's mouth. Whatever. It's just one text. Who even cares.]
Frisk's glad you're back. They were worried about you, I guess.
IMMEDIATE TEXT BACK SO MUCH PLATONIC LOVE
There is no cause for alarm! I, the Great Papyrus, am, as always, completely and totally fine! I am happy to hear from you! Are you well?? How is Frisk?
WOW GROSS YUCK AFFECTION EW
I don't think they're okay.
Think you can do something for me?
COME HERE AND RECEIVE YOUR DAILY PLATONIC CANOODLING
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER
CHARA IS THE ANGRIEST WORRIER EVER
WORRYING IS FOR NERDS!!!!
text, 5/18, probably sent from ten feet away
oh my god sans
Also I feel VERY STRONGLY about party planning, brother!! I pride myself on being a most reliable party planner! The best party planner! Because I am very great!
[ great and...overwhelming in every which way possible. yes. you want candles on your birthday cake? How about fireworks? In a cake made out of spaghetti? In fact, FORGET THE FIREWORKS ]
the call is coming from inside the house!!!!!!!
text, middle of the night, 7/10
hey bro.
you awake?
[ooc: no rush on responding brobro i know u been busy :)]
TEXT. maybe thirty seconds later?
[ he's only partially lying. The sound may or may not have!! Woken him up!!! ]
What can I do for you?
[ ooc: U PRESH BAB. U PRESH. ]
text, a few minutes later
text, in record time.
text, not in record time
text, in enough record time to help make sans text in record time! HELPFUL TEXTS!
Text, oh snap you win bro
THIS IS THE JOKE THAT ACCIDENTALLY GOT DELETED
Text omfg
several texts over the course of thirty seconds. (1/?)
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IT JUST KEEPS GOING....
ALMOST DONE...
END (8/8)
Later
immediately after later
still later
text, late 8/19 (placeholder)
if you don't see me for a bit i've gone out
just gonna wander the woods a bit
i'm okay
don't worry about me. back soon.
[ooc: you can ignore this till your hiatus is over :)]
TEXT(s), relatively quick! and not two days later! 1/3
2/3
3/3
Perhaps a lot?? Where are you?
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voice, 9/9, after the m!paps fight, placeholder
papyrus? bro, are you there?
listen to me, your m-mirror is coming. he's coming for you, it's my fault, i-i said the wrong thing and now he's coming. he's going to--he's going to try and kill you.
you need to run. okay? if you see him you need to just run. i kn-know you don't like running from a fight, but please, bro, he's--he's relentless and--and i don't think he can b-be reasoned with.
i'm coming to find you right now. i l-lost track of him. just--get somewhere safe. i think he was heading for the mansion. if i find him before i find you, i think...i'll find some way to stop him.
just be safe, papyrus, okay?
i love you.
[Click.]
after a few seconds..
SANS-- WHAT?? I CANNOT-
[ a loud noise, like a door slamming. The phone makes a crackling sound against the floor. if you listen, you can hear Papyrus speaking from a distance. a louder sound. The phone is hit by...something, from the floor, and whizzes through the air. the sound of a short struggle. feet loudly stomping against the floor-- it's impossible to make out any of the noises.
and then, silence. ]
immediately
a note that ends up amongst papyrus's things for whenever you would like him to find it
In many ways, it already has.]
9/11, and wow, this is a TERRIBLE FIRST TEXT FROM METTATON GOODNESS
-M♥T♥T
text, late at night
frisk and i decided you need this emote in your life
TEXT??? LATE AT NIGHT??? (1/2)
IS THIS A PICTURE DRAWN WITH LETTERS AND SYMBOLS?!?! WOWIE
[ he's down with it. little pictures. bring it. ]
a few minutes later!!
NYEH HEH HEH HEH
[ can you hear the cackling? probably. He's happy. What a happy skeleton. ]
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